Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Due to the rising cost of medical tests, just pee under a tree and wait a bit. If ants gather: diabetes. If the grass dries up: high salt. If it smells like barbecue: high cholesterol. If you forget to pull up your pants: Alzheimer's. If the tree talks its Schizophrenia.
THESE DAD JOKES ARE HILARIOUS! Breaking news. The company that made Jenga has collapsed. Such a bad joke! My wife left a note on the fridge saying, 'This isn't working. I'm going to my mum's.' I opened the fridge and the light was on and the beer was still cold, so no idea what she's on about. My doctor said, 'Do you want the good news or the bad n
MY DAD USED TO TELL ME THAT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, TV CHANNELS WOULD SHUT DOWN AROUND MIDNIGHT. THEY'D PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM... AND THEN GO COMPLETELY OFF AIR UNTIL MORNING. IS THAT REAL, OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know 'y'. Dad Jokes with the City of Red Oak. How did the penguin build his house? Igloos it together. I used to work at an orange juice factory... Got fired... I couldn't concentrate. My mom always said I would never amount to anything because I'd always procrastinate... I said 'just wait'. I was g
I bought a Tesla a couple years back. My dad never misses the opportunity to give me shit about it. Dad: Got the Chevy polished up today. Wow! Looks great! Dad: Almost 55 years old and still looks better than your tesla.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know 'y'. Dad Jokes with the City of Red Oak. How did the penguin build his house? Igloos it together. I used to work at an orange juice factory... Got fired... I couldn't concentrate. My mom always said I would never amount to anything because I'd always procrastinate... I said 'just wait'. I was g
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