Daughter: "I need to talk to you!" Dad: "Oh GOD, What is it now?" Daughter: "I think you should pay my bills, cause I didn't ask to be born!" Dad: "Look, your mother and I love you, but we didn't choose you! Out of millions of SP£RM, you fought to win. If anything you owe us." Daughter: "That's F*%KED Up!" (Woman laughing in reaction)
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How many feet are there in a yard? Depends on how many people are standing in it. My sinuses are so bad today. Hey Will, what's the difference between jelly and jam? I don't know, you can't jelly a copy machine. Oh God, that's a good one. My dad lost his job at the cemetery the other day. So we fired him. Buried somebody in the wrong plot. It was a
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